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About what? How about fuck off. What are you even here for, you know what good olive oil is and that’s what we got so go to the shop page, buy it, and piss the fuck off we got data and bandwidth to deal with. This ain’t fucking coles or bunnings¬† or some shit where we smile in your face, steal money from your pocket and “accidentally” short pay our workers.

You pay, you get it. Simple as that. If you can’t wrap your head around that concept, then maybe you’re better off on Amazon, buying some fake oil from a robot. Hell, maybe you should just buy some oil from Mars while you’re at it. I hear they’ve got a great return policy. And for God’s sake, don’t forget to piss off!