You want to know what you’re buying? We’ve got a product here that’s so fresh and organic, it’ll make your taste buds sing hallelujah. But here’s the kicker, the price might just give you a fucking heart attack. But hey, we’ve got bills to pay too, you know? We’re not running a charity here.
So, let’s cut through the bullshit, shall we? You want oil, we’ve got oil. If you don’t like the price, well, tough titties. We’re not here to hold your hand and give you a guided tour of our product. If you’re ready to buy, fan-fucking-tastic. If not, then feel free to take your business elsewhere. Time is money, and we’ve got better things to do than stand around here all day talking about nothing. Either make a deal or get the fuck out of our face. The choice is yours. But whatever you do, don’t waste our goddamn time. We’ve got better things to do than listen to your incessant bullshit.
And that, my friends, is the honest to God truth. So, let’s get this show on the road, shall we? Time’s a-wasting, and we’ve got money to make. And if you don’t like it, well, you can just go fuck yourself. Thank you and goodnight!