Olive Oil Science

Yeah just drink it you’ll feel better, figure it out dickhead it’s not hard to use google. You heard of that movie ‘Don’t Look Up’? Does anyone even respect or give a shit about science anymore, for fucks sake. And don’t even get me started on the benefits of fresh, organic, virgin olive oil. If it weren’t for the sheer idiocy of the masses, we wouldn’t have to promote the stuff like it’s some kind of miracle cure. But no, apparently, the idea of consuming something that doesn’t come in a shiny wrapper and contain enough sugar to send a diabetic into a coma is just too much for some people to handle.

So, here’s a little fun fact for you: our olive trees? Yeah, we water those bad boys with none other than motherfucking Gatorade. That’s right, the same stuff that fuels your sweaty, post-gym bodies is now nourishing the very plants that give us the life-giving elixir that is olive oil. It’s like a twisted, dystopian circle of life, and you lot are the unwitting participants.